Dear Friends,
As you may have noticed, this blog has been silent for over a year. The reasons were twofold: new absurdities and outrages were coming faster than I could keep up with them, and I was worried about becoming more of a weeper than a reader. T.S. Eliot warned about one of the consequences of aging:
"The conscious rage of impotence at human folly/And the laceration of laughter at what ceases to amuse."
Not wanting to be a full-time curmudgeon, I stopped writing. But as the great folk-singer Tom Paxton observed, things just keep happening that demand protest and satire. So here's the deal:
readerweeper.blogspot.com is now a Diary on the Daily Kos (dailykos.com) where it joins a world of political commentary. This site will soon be renamed and reorganized as a broader commentary on literature and society, with more accent on solutions, celebrations, and general observations.
So if you want to stick around, you can choose the bitter, the sweeter, or both.
Hope to hear from you.
DrReader45
It Makes a Reader Weep
"When we are born we weep that we are come to this great stage of fools" - William Shakespeare "To me the meanest flower that blows can give thoughts that do often lie too deep for tears." William Wordsworth
Monday, July 6, 2015
Saturday, March 8, 2014
Watch Your Language Before You Watch Someone Else's
One of the
pleasures of writing a blog is that you can comment on subjects without being a
verified expert in the field. I know I
do that much of the time. But there are
occasions when a topic is right in, as John Hodgman would say, my area of
expertise. Here’s one.
Evidently
no one today knows the meaning of the word “grammar.” Taking a simple,
everyday, and accurate definition of the word from Merriam Webster, grammar is
“the set of rules that explain how words are used in a
language.” Thus subject-verb agreement,
tenses, negatives, etc, are parts of grammar. So, “You didn’t never” is a
grammatically incorrect in mainstream English, while “vous n’avez jamais” is
grammatically correct in French.
But
style, punctuation, spelling, and other areas in which a person may err, are
not grammar. You would think that
publications like the Huffington Post
and the Harvard Business Review would
know this, but evidently they don’t.
This is especially disturbing when the writer, or his or her editor, is
an alleged judge of good grammar or good writing.
Here
are two examples. A recent article in Huffpost, called by its author, the
site’s book editor, “In Defense of Adverbs.” However, the headline writer for Huffpost Books decided to lure us in
with these words: “This Popular Grammar Advice Is Totally Wrong.” The advice?
“Never use adverbs.” That’s not
grammar advice, it’s style advice. Adverbs are a normal part of grammar, and can
be used wherever it is clear they modify a verb, and adjective, or another
adverb. “You completely misused the word
‘grammar’ in your headline,” “Your advice is totally wrong,” or “Your error is
made very often” are all appropriate uses of an adverb.
As the
editor suggests, this is certainly bad advice.
Just look below at one of America’s most famous texts, which contains no
fewer than five adverbs in three sentences.
But it’s not grammar advice.
“The world will little note, nor long
remember what we say here, but it can never
forget what they did here. It is for us the living, rather, to be dedicated
here to the unfinished work which they who fought here have thus far so nobly advanced. It is rather for us to
be here dedicated to the great task
remaining before us -- that from these honored dead we take increased devotion
to that cause for which they gave the last full measure of devotion -- that we
here highly resolve that these dead
shall not have died in vain.”
The second example is even worse, because
it is entirely the fault of the author, and because one would think Harvard Business Review had pretty high
standards. (Adverb alert.) Yet it published a piece by
Kyle Wiens, “CEO of the largest online repair community, as well as founder of
a software company dedicated to helping manufacturers publish amazing
documentation” titled “I Won’t Hire People Who Use Poor Grammar.” His examples of poor grammar? Scattering
commas everywhere, not understanding the use of semicolons, writing “too” for “to,” “it’s”
for “its,” or the wrong “their.” Not one
is a grammar error – they are either punctuation or spelling errors. None are detectable in spoken language, which
is the basis for all grammar.
Fortunately, I and a great many
others have been able to lambaste Mr. Wiens for his pomposity and ignorance,
because HBR is open to readers’
comments if they sign in. Sadly, the
same is not true for Huffpost, which
requires a Facebook account for anyone wanting to post a comment. (No, Facebook doesn’t own Huffpost, AOL does.)
I left Facebook some time ago, and I am rapidly deleting, unsubscribing, or
cancelling any online entity that only allows me to approach them through the
gates of Zuckerberg’s Hell. I most strongly, vehemently, and urgently advise you to do the same.
Wednesday, February 26, 2014
You Can’t Always Get What You Want
If you listen to the business news even occasionally, you’re
familiar with this phrase or some variant of it: “the market doesn’t like
uncertainty.” Entering a few versions of
the phrase on Google alone yields over 1.5 million results. The phrase is as ubiquitous as the sports
cliché “we’ve got to play one game at a time.”
But the more you think about it, the more the phrase splits into two parts,
one trivial, the other irritating.
The markets
don’t like uncertainty. Who does? Does the employee hearing rumors of layoffs
or plant closures like uncertainty? Or
the patient waiting for test results, the athletes wondering if they’ll be
drafted, the couple trying to have a baby, or the older person concerned about
the value of their IRA? The list could
go on interminably, but the message is simple: no human being, and probably no
sentient creature, likes uncertainty.
Like the auto in The Phantom Tollbooth, the statement “goes without
saying,” even though nearly every financial analysts says it.
I suppose
there are exceptions. Many thrill-seekers do appear to like uncertainty,
whether they’re trying a new Xtreme sports trick or gambling everything they
have in Las Vegas or on their new software idea. John Keats even praised the “the Man of
Quality” for possessing “Negative Capability, that is, when a
man is capable of being in uncertainties, mysteries, doubts, without any
irritable reaching after fact and reason.”
But
these special cases aside, uncertainty is, perhaps only second to mortality,
the most universal and universally stressful parts of the human condition.
That
said, why do the economic pundits sing this refrain daily? There are, I think, three reasons:
First,
it is a fact, and often a fairly successful explanatory fact. Given the burdensome task of explaining why
the stock market dipped, or why businesses are not hiring, the interviewee
reaches for an incontrovertible fact, however bland that fact may be. More specific attributions, such as concern
over some country’s debt, some large corporation’s poor earnings, or simple
profit-taking, are more debatable. No
one is going to counter Jim Kramer with the reply, “oh yes they do like
uncertainty.”
A
more important reason, or maybe assumption is a better word, is that the
speakers have elevated business’s or the markets’ uncertainty to a privileged
position. You and I may have to live
with uncertainty, but the business world certainly shouldn’t have to. After all, a major goal of entrepreneurs, big
investors, venture capitalists, and the rest of those whose life is in the
markets, is to achieve such a level of financial security that they can
personally minimize uncertainty. Having
millions spread among a variety of assets, living in a gated community, being
able to hire security guards, afford the best medical care, and possessing all
the accoutrements of great wealth enable the a select few to feel secure from
almost everything except death, and maybe even, delusionally, that too.
So
the first unquestioned assumption is that the markets, business, or
corporations, despite the Supreme Court’s contention that they are people,
should really be free of the uncertainty that plagues the flesh and blood
person. And remember, the corporation in all its forms is founded on the notion
of persistence beyond the lives of it members.
Too bad they’re not self-aware, so they don’t know they’ve achieved
immortality.
The
second, and more insidious assumption is revealed in one of the most common
contexts of the phrase. Very often the
uncertainty the pundit is lamenting is an uncertainty owing to government
deliberation or action. Will there be a
shutdown? Will taxes go up? Will the Fed continue the stimulus? The hidden critique is that bad old
government is upsetting good old business, which is a lamentable state of
affairs. The odd paradox is that, at
least in recent times, the party of business creates most of the uncertainty
that it deplores, then blames the government it is hampering. Of course, conservatives can have it both
ways: if government can’t get anything done, even if they are responsible for
the inaction, then they can point to the fact that goverment can’t get anything
done to prove their position. But that’s
matter for another time.
For
now, let’s remember that uncertainty is far more harmful to the average person
than to Tom Wolfe’s “Masters of the Universe,” and let’s remind the experts of
that whenever we can.
Friday, February 21, 2014
The Law Sir, is a Ass
Though the law is not always “a ass”
(after all, Dickens’ Mr. Bumble was only talking about a specific law), lawmakers all too often belong inside a donkey costume
rather than a legislature.
Two current examples, one from
various state legislatures and a lesser one being bruited in Washington, are
perfect examples. In the past few
months, nearly twenty percent of the states have proposed laws allowing
businesses owners to refuse service or employment on the basis of their
religious beliefs. The legislature in
Arizona has actually passed such a law.
The bills vary widely. Some are
honest about their purpose, stating that business owners can discriminate on
the basis of a person’s sexual orientation, but others simply allow
discrimination against anyone at all based on religious belief.
The mind truly boggles. There are some cases where sexual orientation
is apparent – when a wedding photographer, caterer, or reception hall is asked
to work with a gay or lesbian couple.
Leaving aside such distinctive cases, which still raise huge questions
about, for example, whether a business, especially one that is formally
incorporated, can have religious beliefs, two obvious problems arise:
First, how would an individual’s
sexual orientation, or any other violation of the business owner’s beliefs,
become apparent? “Hi, I’m gay. Would you please fix my flat tire?” “Do you have a table for two lesbians
tonight?” One assumes that those with
virulent anti-gay prejudice are hardly gifted with excellent gaydar. Would we have new signs saying “No gays need
apply” or “Gays not wanted here?” Imagine the thought process: “Oh dear, I’m gay and I have a
toothache. Better not go to that dentist
though.” “Whoops, I know we’re almost
out of gas, but that station doesn’t allow a Subaru with two women in it to
fill up.”
Second, how can the rules be limited
to gays? Every religion has innumerable
bans, some of which are common, others rare.
Just take Catholics: no gays, divorced people, users of birth control. Or
Quakers: no soldiers. Could Jews ban
someone who recently ate a pork sausage, Hindus an eater of beef, etc. etc?
(I know some of these
apply only to members of the religion, but no doubt some would claim even
proximity to treyf is unbearable.)
More important are the
universals. Take the Ten Commandments
and their parallels. What faith doesn’t
list adultery, stealing, lying, dishonoring parents, murder, and the like among
sins? Jesus, after all, spoke against
divorce, but never against homosexuality.
Maybe we should rewrite his admonition: “Let he who is without sin among
you buy my wares; all others keep out.”
(Of course, the business owner should by rights have nothing to do with
himself unless he has never violated any of his church’s tenets.)
So not only are these bills
small-minded, bigoted, and most likely unconstitutional, they are about as
unenforceable as any ever dreamed up by ass-headed politicians.
Not quite so illogical, but still
disappointing, is the recent proposal that Olympic athletes should not have to
pay taxes on the money they receive for winning. At first glance not a big deal: the prizes top out at $25,000, and for most
medal winners, taxes on their endorsements and appearances will amount to much
more.
It’s only when you realize that all
other prizes, including MacArthur grants and Nobel prizes, are taxed – thanks
to a tax hike in 1986 during the Reagan administration – that you start to get
annoyed. Prior to 1986, it was felt that
prizes given for achievement, and for which no services were rendered, should
not be taxed. Unlike Olympic athletes,
no one explicitly works on a scientific or artistic project, or strives for
peace, because a Nobel or MacArthur lies at the end of the trail. In fact, Olympic athletes are more like NFL,
NBA, or MBL players, or indeed like contestants on Jeopardy or The Price is
Right than they are like the writers, doctors, economists, physicists, or peace
activists, who are awarded the aforementioned or similar prizes.
So, unless they donated their
prizes, which some did, Al Gore, President Obama, and Jimmy Carter were taxed –
and the Dalai Lama, Nelson Mandela, and Aug San Suu Kyi would have been taxed,
had they been Americans. But the first woman
to do a backward 1080 on the half-pipe, or the couple who included the best
twizzlers in their dance routine, should get a pass?
The message couldn’t be
clearer: curing cancer, stopping a war, making a breakthrough discovery, are
all well and good, but what really boosts American prestige is finishing a tenth
of a second ahead of someone on a hill.
What’s next? The Indy 500 /
Wimbledon / World Cup / NASCAR exemption?
Of course, guys like Scott Hamilton could have used
the extra cash to hire a cab (if he can get one) to take him to a
restaurant in Phoenix that would serve him.
Wednesday, December 25, 2013
Happy Festivus
I’ve been away for some time, but now that it’s Christmas /
Solstice / Kwanzaa / Festivus, I thought I’d put out a list of grievances. Have you noticed that Festivus is catching
on, from Rand Paul to civic displays? We
are an aggrieved people, and never more so than now (well, perhaps during the
Civil War).
Anyway,
here are some things I’ve noticed that have me annoyed and puzzled.
1.
Why is the state of Utah appealing the December
20 ruling allowing gay marriage to the Supreme Court, while still “reviewing”
the decision a week earlier of another judge striking down the state’s polygamy
ban? And why does the gay marriage
decision draw 67 million hits on Google to 12 million for the polygamy
ruling? This is one time I have to give
some conservatives credit for consistency – but only that -- in opposing both
rulings.
2.
Years ago we used to give gifts. Now we “gift.” Of course we don’t yet “gift gifts.” But even reputable periodicals are beginning
to use words like “giftees.” So next we
will have gifters gifting gifts to giftees instead of givers giving gifts to
recipients. Yuck.
3.
TV ads are setting new standards for the twin ills of conspicuous consumption and inability to defer gratification. On any given evening you can watch people
dropping their phones in wine glasses, dousing their computers with coffee, and
tossing their car keys in a Salvation Army bucket, all so they can get the
newer, “better” item, because “two years is too long to wait for an upgrade.”
4.
Recent polls show two interesting phenomena: 74%
of Americans believe that NSA spying intrudes on their privacy rights. But at the same time, a poll shows that
Americans’ trust in each other has reached an all-time low. Almost 2/3 of us don’t trust each other. Now one could argue that the two coincide: we
don’t trust each other, and we especially don’t trust the government. But it’s also possible to raise a question:
if 2/3 of Americans don’t trust each other, shouldn’t they want government
surveillance of all those untrustworthy people to increase? Or is it a case of “Don’t spy on me, but
watch all those other people very carefully”?
5.
I frequently hear sportscasters in basketball
and football maintaining that referees shouldn’t make borderline foul calls at
the end of a close contest. The
commentator always says, “Let them play the game.” Evidently “playing the game”
includes cheating, but only when cheating is very likely to make a difference
in the outcome. A player can be called
for pass interference, holding, charging, or a foul on the wrist during all but
the last two minutes or so of a game, but down the stretch anything short of
outright mugging should be allowed.
Should this also apply to the 72nd hole of a golf tournament,
the foot-fault serve at the end of a fifth set, or the low blow in the final
round of a championship boxing match?
I'll be back soon, maybe even with something cheerful.
Sunday, November 3, 2013
They're Playing Our Song
Sorry I've been away so long. Like most
people in Boston, I’ve been following the Red Sox closely, and am just
beginning to consider what life will be like now that the parade is over. (The first five artic les in the on-line Boston Globe were about the Sox, so
I guess we won’t exactly be going cold turkey.)
Among the
few thing that got me annoyed during the run were, in fact, two Globe articles. The first fell into the classic literary form
sportswriter faireweatherness. Because
the Red Sox lost two of the first three games, and made some obvious blunders,
this reported now saw them as not playing hard enough and announced his disgust
with a team he had probably been enthusiastic about for over 170 games. I just hope he’s not taking credit now for
lighting a fire under them for the next three consecutive wins.
The worse
offense, though, was another writer who announced it was now time to retire the
tradition of singing Neil Diamond’s “Sweet Caroline” at the seventh inning
stretch. A Boston Herald writer said the same thing, but only as a temporary
suggestion for the playoffs, to throw
the other team off, kind of like replacing your left-handed knuckleball starter
with a fastball righty in the eighth inning.
To which many have replied that you never change anything in the middle
of a lucky streak – why not have the Red Sox shave their beards to the next
team wouldn’t recognize tem?
But the Globe guy wants the song gone for
good. Why: 1. It’s been around for over
10 years; 2. It’s not a good song, and 3.
There’s a line about touching that creeps him out because Diamond was
writing an ode to the young Caroline Kennedy.
If
obsolescence is a reason for dropping an anthem, why do we have two Civil War
songs at the Kentucky Derby and the Preakness (more on that later) and a
national anthem that dates from one of our less significant wars?
Regarding
age and quality, The Star-Spangled banner may be the most unsingable national
anthem in the world, and its butchery by hundreds of incompetent and egotistical
performers is grounds enough for its demise.
And if bad
lyrics are the problem, let’s look again at “My Old Kentucky Home,” which is a
lament by a “darky” – the word is used several times – who has apparently been
sold away from his plantation and may be leaving his family behind to die in a
strange land.
Even worse,
“Maryland My Maryland” is a pro-Confederacy song that urged Maryland to
join Virginia and “spurn the Northern
scum” led by the “despot,” “vandal” and “tyrant” Lincoln, and even includes the
words “Sic semper is the proud refrain” – as used by John Wilkes Booth.
No, sports
fans and patriots, there’s no accounting for taste in mob lyrics. How else can we explain the British soccer
tradition of club songs, ranging from
Liverpool’s valiant “You’ll Never Walk Alone” to West Ham’s bizarre “I’m Forever Blowing
Bubbles”? The songs have catchy tunes –
okay, not the SSB – and a few lyrics that also work – the Fenway chant of “So
Good, So good” that breaks up the song – and then they take on a life, as
Caroline did, and does still more after Diamond came to the diamond to lead
Sweet Caroline on the first game after the Marathon bombing. Woe to him who tries to apply Mr. Spock’s
logic to the most emotional of art forms.
I wonder if
they still sing The Star-Spangled Banner on the deck of the Enterprise?
Friday, September 6, 2013
The Idea of War and the War of Ideas (or Their Absence)
I’ve just
finished reading an article called “What Happened to the Anti-War
Movement?” http://www.nationofchange.org/what-happened-anti-war-movement-1378477752
The author, David Sirota, was lamenting the lack of any serious demonstrations
against intervention in Syria, and suggesting that the problem was
partisanship: Democrats are against Republican wars, Republicans against
Democratic wars. “An anti-war movement,” Sirota said, “is
supposed to be a check on such reflexive bloodlust. It is supposed to be a
voice of reason interrupting the partisan tribalism.”
Aside
from the simple fact that the current Syria debate seems to be making unlikely
bedfellows at both ends of the mattress (John Boehner and Nancy Pelosi siding
with Obama; John McCain wanting him to be even tougher?), Sirota’s view, and
that of most current voices, suggest that not partisanship, but a decline in
the ability to think about complex issues, is an element of what is happening.
The
first question is, how can anyone seriously use the phrase “the Anti-War
Movement”? It never occurred to me that
the anti-war movement was an enduring and consistent entity, like say, the
antislavery movement. If the anti-war
movement seeks to eliminate all war everywhere, then it’s properly called
pacifism, and it’s always been around, but I don’t think that’s what we’re
talking about here.
If
“the anti-war movement” is the grandchild of the anti-Vietnam War movement and
the anti-Iraq (II) movement (with some distant relatives like the
anti-invasion-of-Grenada movement), then it’s almost entirely an American
phenomenon, and it crosses party lines: LBJ and Nixon were equally its targets,
while 43 was excoriated and 41 pretty much given a pass for Desert Storm,
suggesting a variety of nuances.
If
the anti-war movement is local, it may be have any of three roots:
anti-jingoism rooted in skepticism about American motives; isolationism, based
on a historical “no foreign entanglements” philosophy or a simple lack of
concern for whatever happens elsewhere, or not-quite-100% pacifism.
To
be truly anti-war (and yet not a pacifist) would be to condemn many wars, even
to the point of being willing to fight some wars to avoid worse
consequences. In my own life I have been
strongly anti-war during Vietnam and Iraq II, but not during Desert Storm, NATO
in the former Yugoslavia, or Libya.
Looking further back, I have no idea how I would have felt about Korea
(though the thought of a Kim-Kim-Kim dynasty ruling over the whole peninsula is
not very appealing), pretty sure I would have been pro-World War II (but
against the bombing of civilians, and for the bombing of the rail lines leading
to the death camps), and against the Spanish-American, Mexican, and First World
Wars.
Should
we fight against a leader who has violated the Geneva Conventions, whether he
has acted against his own people or another country? Morally, I lean toward yes. (If we had actually taken on Saddam and
“chemical Ali” when they were slaughtering Kurds, we would have had much better
grounds than when we actually went to war against Iraq.) Can we do so and still keep our hands clean,
or at least cleaner than the hands we are slapping? Not sure, but I’d like to hope so.
But
the idea that War is a single entity (as, say, land mines, nuclear weapons, or
probably genocide are) is absurd. There
are limited military actions, there are wars between formal armies with little
or no “collateral damage,” there are wars that have initial moral justification
on at least one side, and wars that have none.
There are wars that begin for defensible reasons, and move beyond any
reason into disasters even worse than the one for which they were originally
fought.
As
a young man I was horrified at the tanks rolling into Budapest, and later at
the crushing of the Velvet Revolution, and much later at Tiananmen Square, but
I accepted that there was no way to stop these evils without bringing on much
worse suffering to many more people. I
was also shocked at the horrors of Rwanda and Darfur, and thought there was at
least a possibility that forceful intervention might diminish the sum total of
evil. And in Syria, where we have strong
reason to believe even the minimal standards of war conduct set out in the
Geneva Convention have been callously violated, it seems more than a little
likely that intervention could do more good than harm.
So
I’m not pro-war or anti-war, not this to me
and not in general, and I suspect millions of us feel the same way. But simplistic thinking – are you for or
against – seems to be driving out deeper reasoning, as cheap coinage drives out
good. Partisanship is one contributor to
that sort of thinking, but many other causes in our society, from poor education
to sound-bite news also contribute.
It
may be true that standing in the middle of the road too long can get you run
over, but it’s the only place where you can look both ways and consider where
you should go next.
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